Talking to Walls

Aug 15

Also?

Hate the term “main gay” as does my allen. Neither of us can come up with an acceptably ironic alternative, however. I keep trying to convince him to change his name, or allow me to give him a proper moniker (princefan08LOL was my brilliant, read drunk idea..he bitchslapped me**). Whatever, he is the one who came up with our coordinated ”I would Die 4 U” finger dance, it’s time to embrace it.

**the only person who could walk away on two good legs after such an act. My nickname is bitchface, so why won’t he embrace princefan08LOL??? It is brilliant, though a mouthful. TWSS! Jesus.

I am not going out tonight....

GG: Coming to pick you up
me: no! I am an american! I need to cheer the team!
GG: he doesn't like girls, get over it
me: his torso likes girls
me: that is all i am truly interested in
me: midsection
me: mmmmmm
GG: on my way, you are giving up the olympic vigil
GG: it is friday!
GG: your weird obsession with the midsection is only acceptable on weekdays
me: mmmm trunk
me: abs
me: lowered little spandex pants
me: those amazing boy muscles on the hips
me: what are they called?
me: heaven!
GG: I give up....allen is on the way
GG: u can objectify olympiads together
So, me and my main gay are sitting in perfect harmony. Sipping our devil wine and waiting to objectify the midsections of the beautiful boys. I love the Olympics!!!

Aug 11

nudawn:

adamiss:

I literally jumped off the couch last night and started screaming. It was that good.

Gothamist: Men’s 4x100 Freestyle Relay Brings Dramatic U.S. Win

everyone was talking about this at work. can i watch it online somewhere? nbc wants me to download some gay pluggin.

I only follow swimming for the amazing abs that the boys display, but this? Well this was all kinds of amazing. I was bouncing.

Aug 8

So Painfully True...

Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station.’

Lisa St. Aubin de Tera

08.08.08 REALLY?

I am not gonna lie, 888, you let me down. In a major way.

My love for this shot is…..

nevver:

Modern World / Modern Lovers

That thing...

That last post, well, it was not a condemnation. I don’t judge. You like fried? Eat fried. If someone wants to judge an entire culture on a peculiar youtube clip, let them. I don’t really let it affect me, and I think it’s funny when others get all bent about it. I travel, so i see first hand the effects and people’s interpretations. I also deal with people internationally in my job, but it really isn’t about a million people….it’s about me and my relationships. So again, I am not bent.

Then again, I don’t understand anything about the middle of our country. This is not something that I am particularly proud of, nor something that I worry about. It is just a fact. So stereotypes and youtube clips could truly color my interpretation of same, but they kind of don’t. Because I am not an idiot.

keepinganotebook:

Dear Women Who Are Deep Frying Everything In Sight,

YOU ARE EMBARASSING US.

Love,

America

(Molly McAleer sent me down this path.)

I have never actually seen anything fried first hand. This was a traumatic experience, in many ways….though I truly applaud the girls enthusiasm.

Aug 7

handa:

TrekEarth | Venice Photo

It is horrible, but I find him extremely attractive. In a scabby, dirty, I want to wash you and feed you kind of way that I really should have given up years ago

whateverlolawants:

I resisted for one day.
I caved.

(s cout:mollylambert)